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Joke of the Day
"Why did Adele cross the road? Because she wanted to say hello from the other side."
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"The way you feel while mumbling through that part of the song you don't know is how I feel about all my life decisions."
"Usain Bolt's Girlfriend She pulled a fast one!"
"What's your blud type bob? Typo"
"Everything I Say... Literally every single thing I say is an ironic exaggeration."
"You know that chick who said, ""Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels?""... Yeah, well I ate her."
"What do you call a bald porcupine? Pointless."
"What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years? Pete."
"Cake day: How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Response: I don't know, I'm no scientist."
"What do you get if you take off the red dot on the Japanese flag? The French flag!"