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Joke of the Day
"German sausages, eh? They're the Wurst!"
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"A homosexual, a pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink."
"Who made Lewis and Clark's footwear? Sock-a-gawea."
"I see dead people."
"That awkward moment when your date says she has a hair piece but later you find out she was saying herpes."
"My email password has been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat."
"""Go ahead, caller. . ."" ""Yes, hello. My dog dug up a femur and I'd like to make soup. Would you suggest carrots or potatoes?"""
"I guess Tom Hiddleston and Taylor Swift couldn't keep their relationship... Loki."
"If swimming is such great cardio, explain manatees."
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