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Joke of the Day
"My email password has been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat."
Next Joke
"If Sean Connery was in the bathroom and told someone what he was doing, it would sound like he was repeating himself. ""I'm shitting in here, pooping."""
"There are two kinds of people in the world Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data"
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped his arse."
"The problem w marriage is communication. When I said I hoped he'd go down in a plane I meant more crash & burn, less on the flight attendant"
"I just told a cow that he's being watched. I always like to make beef stew."
"16 and pregnant should be followed by 26 and sucking c**k for crack."
"Him: Let's get you out of that dress. Me: Be careful Him: Why? Me: If you tug at my Spanx hard enough, I'll pop open like a can of biscuits."
"If Christians want to stop gay sex... they should encourage gay marriage."
"What kind of music did Jesus hate? Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails."