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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian? Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv."

"My friend Dave told me this joke about Hillary Clinton yesterday... I was just wondering if anyone here has heard from him?"

"So I was going to tell you a joke about a broken pencil... But nevermind, it's pointless."

"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary, and those who don't."

"Amazing how easily that guy scaled Trump Tower. Thank God u can't get suction cups in Mexico cause then wall idea would be really stupid."

"If Coca-Cola REALLY cared about the obesity problem they'd put cocaine back in their recipe."

"When I'm not standing up or laying down, I have a seizure If I sit, I fit."

"What's the worst thing about a Ray Rice joke? The punch line."

"Who drives away all his customers ? A taxi driver."

"911: What's your emer- She said don't get her anything for Valentine's Day! 911: And you didn't? No! 911: Placing you in protective custody."