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Joke of the Day

"My friend Dave told me this joke about Hillary Clinton yesterday... I was just wondering if anyone here has heard from him?"

"Q: What did the rude prism say to the light beam that smacked into him? A: Get bent!"

"The US is waking up to news of Brexit 'Vote Leave' win... Bill Clinton leads 'BJ for Prime Minister' calls."

"If you use a lighter on a cigar, a man will smoke for a day If you use a lighter on a man, he'll smoke for the rest of his life."

"wwow i dropped my phone with my twitter open and people crowded around reading it and applauding and women threw roses and kissed my feet"

"Today I gave my dead batteries away.... Free of charge!"

"The vice president of Pepsi got fired... he came up positive for coke."

"My mom bought a new vacuum, she says it really sucks."

"What is it called when you kill a friend? Homiecide.... I'll^see^myself^out..."

"What literary genre is Frozen? Bildungsnowman. (OC)"