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Joke of the Day
"When I'm not standing up or laying down, I have a seizure If I sit, I fit."
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"What's the difference between a magicians wand and a policeman's baton? A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns."
"How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze? You invite two of them."
"Why you shouldnt vote for Hillary because Bill always chose someone other than Hillary, and you should too"
"Nitrogen Monoxide Having Nitrogen Monoxide as parents would really suck. Every time you ask them for something, they'd just be like, ""NO""."
"Falling for someone from Twitter is as intelligent as trying to give yourself a lobotomy with a sharpened jelly donut."
"I have the Quran on CD... People sure are getting upset when I said I burned it."
"How do al-Qaeda like their toast? Bean-laden"
"A shitty geometry joke What do you call a fancy bisexual scottish cane? An anglo biscepter"
"Her: Do you kik? Me: Like rocks? Her: ......."