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Joke of the Day

"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary, and those who don't."

"How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris? Nobody knows because they've never tried"

"What do lawyers and sperm have in common? 1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being."

"How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit? They'll tell you."

"I'm so horny... I going to beat my dick like it owed me money"

"I really enjoy banging Asian babes, but.... every time I look down to check out the action, my dick is pixelated!"

"The farmer was very concerned when his cows got into his marijuana crop. The steaks were high."

"ZOMBIE MOM: Brains for dinner! TEEN ZOMBIE: Again?!? [slamming bedroom door] I wish I was alive!!"

"Why are gay guys the first to check out of a hotel in the morning? Because they had their shit packed the night before"

"What Nationality has the easiest time learning sign language? Italians."