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Joke of the Day

"They say rejection is a hard pill to swallow... But it's just practice for the 60 pain killers later."

"A cop stops a guy for speeding and he tells him:"" I had a feeling I'll give a fine today, so I waited for you here all day ."" ""Sorry , but I came as fast as I could!"""

"Whats a Mexicans Favorite sport? Cross-Crountry"

"Dwarf Shortage I know, it's a short joke"

"Suicide Squad spoiler: Jared Leto's Joker is so twisted he puts big spoons in the drawer slots where the little spoons go."

"Pretzels Two pretzels were walking down the street. One got assaulted."

"What do you call the death of a superior? A promotional opportunity."

"When I was young, losing teeth would earn me money. Now I'm old, earning money will gain me teeth."

"I only hate the people in front of me. Everyone behind me is cool."

"What would bears be without Bees Ears"