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Joke of the Day
"Your mom's like a shipping warehouse. ""Deliveries in the rear. """
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"Not a fan of APA MLA, however, was love at first cite."
"What's the longest word in the world? Smiles. Because there's a mile between each 'S'."
"If laughing is good for you because you use 15 muscles, think how healthy you'll be if you're breaking a chair on someone's head every day."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Likalotapus."
"Why is Theresa May so against Porn? When she clearly loves fucking a whole country at once with the world watching."
"A good way to know if your girlfriend is a lizard is if she eats a bunch of crickets or small birds"
"In capitalist America... bank robs you!"
"I have a friend whose thighs don't touch..I was jealous until a breeze came up..It sounded like a turbo fan in wind tunnel. Small favors."
"Dear Tech Support, I twied to puth my tongue in tha USthB port again. Canth you helpf?"