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Joke of the Day
"Not a fan of APA MLA, however, was love at first cite."
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"What do you call an army of gorilla soldiers? Boko Harambe."
"God returns to his desk with lunch. Taking a bite, he looks over at video monitors marked ""Earth"". The avocado drops out of his sandwich."
"""Dad, we need to talk."" ""Alright."" He grabs a chair and sits. ""Dad, you-"" He grabs yet another chair. ""DAMMIT DAD YOU'RE ADDICTED TO CHAIRS"""
"""What time is it?"" *pulls out phone, checks Twitter, puts phone away* *Still has no idea what time it is*"
"What do you call a porno set in space. Apollo 13 inches"
"bro what if soy milk is just regular milk introducing himself in spanish?"
"Is it ok to have sex with a third cousin? I didn't seem to have any problems with the first two."
"Touched by Jesus Great words to hear in church, not so great to hear in a Mexican prison."
"*starts throwing a fit* Iron man: Here. Eat a Snickers. Doctor Banner: Thanks, bro."