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Joke of the Day

"I have a friend whose thighs don't touch..I was jealous until a breeze came up..It sounded like a turbo fan in wind tunnel. Small favors."

"I ate some bad Greek food now I falafel."

"My kids are asking to be fed and cared for and stuff. This parenting thing is bullshit."

"What is the best gift to give a gay geneticist? designer genes"

"What is the darkest / dirtiest joke you have ever heard???"

"How do you make a cat go woof? You pour some gasoline and toss a match and WOOF!"

"How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies? 10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms"

"""Good luck with your little skits!"" -Shakespeare's mom."

"I'm 5'3. I may be short but I have a HUGE personality....disorder."

"I am against picketing, but I don't know how to show it Happy Birthday man, we miss you"