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Joke of the Day

"What's the longest word in the world? Smiles. Because there's a mile between each 'S'."

"The barista can't deal with the man's 'Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee' shirt. Her mouth opens, then closes. The line grows."

"Oh that's neat so you're a Cancer? Wait...astrologically or to society?"

"Your tattoo says ""only god can judge me"" yet here i am...."

"What's another name for a dictator? A penis potato!"

"Why did darren willson quickscope michael brown? He was black."

"What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine? **An immigrant.**"

"Hey girl are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you."

"Why do asians got to the hospital after voting? Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours."

"I once raised a roof, and now that he's all grown up he never writes or calls."