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Joke of the Day

"The 2nd grade teacher asked parents to donate supplies for tie dye tshirt day but I'm not sure I can come up with that much weed by Friday."

"What's the difference between magic and black magic? Black magic doesn't work."

"""It takes 2 to tangle."" - iPod ear buds."

"My new Thesaurus arrived today, and it's terrible. And another thing, it's terrible."

"regardless means without regard irregardless means the same as regardless except you never had any English classes"

"What is long and hard on a black man? Third grade."

"I just found out I'm colorblind... It sure came out of the yellow."

"What do a hillbilly and a nepotist blackberry executive have in common? They both give their relatives rim jobs."

"Heard Prince changed his name... ...to, ""The Artist Formerly known as Alive""."

"3 nuns, and a nude guy... A guy in a trench coat walks over to 3 nuns, and takes off all of his clothes. The first nun had a stroke. The second nun had a stroke. The third nun passed out."