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Joke of the Day
"Q: What's a conservative? A: A liberal who made it through adolescence."
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"I like my women like I like my cars Fast, loud, used off craigslist."
"I went into a vegan slaughterhouse. Man, there was juice eveywhere!"
"How will Donald Trump decide which ones to deport? By separating the good Juans from the bad Juans!"
"Cat: Grrrrrplukk...Grrrrrplukk...Grrrrrplukk...Grrrrrplukk... **Coughs up hairball** Dog: You gonna eat that?"
"Why is there only women's studies in college, but not men's? Because we call men's studies history."
"NASA is planning another rover for Mars in 2020 They should call it Hindsight"
"Why Do Jews Play Football? So they can get the Quarterback!"
"Life Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life, no one helps you once you're fucked!"
"What did the druggie do when he got acid? Took some tums"