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Joke of the Day

"My wife wanted me to get one of those penis enlargers- so I did... ...she's 21 and her name's Cathy."

"love Boyfreind "" Honey, your chest is so flat, but your hole is sooo tight"" girlfreind "" Get off my back!"""

"Wife: Put the dishes away I have other things to do. Me: ok *Me loading dishwasher with wife watching entire time to ensure I do it right*"

"What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese Girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message."

"I was gonna vote for trump . . . but now i'm kinda on the Pence about it."

"Did you hear about the French chef that committed suicide? He lost the huile d'olive."

"The moment you realise... The new COD has space battles and Star Wars battlefront doesn't."

"I'm calling my dick ""Infinite Warfare"" because no one wants it"

"I noticed a bank teller having trouble counting coins so i bumped into his desk and knocked some cents into him."

"Why do they keep records of people who died due to alcohol, but not the records of people who were born thanks to it?"