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Joke of the Day

"Bummed that there's no obvious place to insert a $ into my name."

"Two types of people from small towns: 1. Let's leave after high school and find culture! 2. Where is everyone? Better make some new people!"

"Whats the difference between a wank and an egg? You can beat an egg."

"I went to a premature ejaculation clinic... ... but there was no one there. Guess I came too early."

"The substance was mildly acidic on the pH scale It was a solid 5/7"

"Why do black people always finish first in a running race? There's a KFC at the end of the finish line."

"What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time? Getting all high and mighty"

"I wonder if these beers are performance enhancing. I'm feeling pretty awesome!!"

"How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road? It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!"

"Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money? She didn't believe in prophets."