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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Star wars fan in an attic? Annakin Frank"
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"Man who farts in church... ... sits in own pew"
"A pig's favorite movie: The Monster That Ate New York."
"You can't swing a dead cat without hitting someone crazy here! Of course, if you're swinging a dead cat you probably shouldn't be so judgy."
"There are two sides to every story. My side and the right side."
"Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea ? I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face."
"I'd have an extra 18 hours of free time every day if I lost my phone."
"Why do feminist hate the bible? Because it ends with A-men"
"First Guy: ""How many vampires showed up to the garlic eating competition today?"" ... ... ..... Second Guy: ""I don't know, it was countless."""
"what did the trash can say to the paper recycling bin? 'you're just white trash'"