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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Star wars fan in an attic? Annakin Frank"

"What do you call a water fowl looking in a window? Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)"

"Why don't Muslims fight each other often? Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now"

"I came up with this when I was three years old. What do you call an egg that's scared? A chicken egg."

"No mister movie ticket guy that's not a bag of cheetos in my jacket that's my enlarged heart for the love of cinema"

"I'm not fat. I'm just easy to see"

"I get it grandma. I'm not sure what to do on Facebook either."

"AVN's Best Actress Award goes too... you acting pussy like a chick in a porn film."

"How do you pick up a girl from Auschwitz..... With a broom and a dustpan."

"How do you get your girlfriend to stop giving you blowjobs? You marry her."