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Joke of the Day

"I just found out that my UPS guy is a monkey... ...and he's driving me bananas!"

"Uh oh I planned two dates today thinking one of them would cancel and now I have to come up with a lie and quick"

"Cherry tree How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree? Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die? Picking cherries."

"Knock-knock joke told to me by a 7 year old kid: Knock-knock Who's there? Doris Doris who? Doris locked that's why I'm knocking!"

"What's easier to unload, a truck full of bowling balls or a truck of babies? The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!"

"Why do blondes like blonde jokes? It makes them feel popular."

"Which person leaves first after a glory hole blowjob? Please answer. It's very urgent."

"There is no ""I"" in ""team."" But there's an ""I"" in ""Tim,"" and my friend Carlos pronounces it ""team"" so....there"

"What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour? Leave it in the cow."

"What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard? Pillow fight."