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Joke of the Day

"Knock-knock joke told to me by a 7 year old kid: Knock-knock Who's there? Doris Doris who? Doris locked that's why I'm knocking!"

"I'm sorry I broke your finger, but seriously, what did you expect would happen when you tried to eat the last two fries off my plate?"

"Got so high last night we searched for my friend for half an hour while he helped us look"

"What do you call a Moroccan candy distributor? Fez dispenser."

"What starts with e, ends with e, and has one letter in it? An envelope."

"Panicked when I saw ""Godzilla"" was trending, until I found out there's a movie."

"What do you call an American Drawing? A Yankee Doodle."

"I grew up in a time where your mothers saliva was the most powerful cleaning agent around."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay $39 to have a garbanzo bean on my chest."

"Jesus Christ, superstar He dresses like a woman and he wears a bra!"