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Joke of the Day
"Donald Trump's presidential campaign emerges victorious! title"
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"Letting me choose my username on Amazon is a bad move. I think customer support gets uncomfortable when I need help with CockPopsicle87."
"What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better perk up or somebody is going to think were nuts."
"Don't ask me where I've been all your life if you're going to look so bored when I open my diary and give you a comprehensive answer."
"What type of cheese can you see in a mirror? Halloumi! (Hello me)"
"*saves baby from burning building* ""How can I ever repay you?!"" Favstar in the bio ""Oh I don't have Twi-"" *returns baby to burning building*"
"Life is an internet. 30 days after you met she wants you to register and begins taking taxes every month."
"A Male teacher is asked why he enjoys working with kids He said ""i see myself in them"" Edit: He is a pedophile but no one knows it"
"Because you can't hang up in person. Duct tape,"
"Dark chocolate tastes like chocolate that started doing CrossFit."