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"An obese man was standing naked in front of his doctor He said ""Doc. I haven't seen my dick in 3 years"". Doctor said ""Then why don't you diet?"" The fat man replied ""What color is it now?"""
"""Can't argue with that!"" he said, pointing to an inanimate object."