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Joke of the Day

"Letting me choose my username on Amazon is a bad move. I think customer support gets uncomfortable when I need help with CockPopsicle87."

"Good Grammar is the Difference... ...between * Helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and * Helping your Uncle jack off a horse"

"What's the best score you can get on a test? ""Not Pregnant"""

"What do you say to a person who calls a black fence a gate? No, a fence."

"The word of the day is ""Legs."" Spread the word!"

"A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff... Ba-dum-tss."

"What do you call a stupid arachnid? A spiDUUUUUUUR"

"You probably didn't hear about the power outage in New York City... I think the news should have shed more light on it."

"What do you call an asian who flies planes? A pilot."

"What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef"