202401

Joke of the Day

"A Male teacher is asked why he enjoys working with kids He said ""i see myself in them"" Edit: He is a pedophile but no one knows it"

"I just danced like no Juan was watching, but he totally was and he cut off the tequila then threw me out of his restaurant you guys."

"Q: What do you say to an alien with two heads? A: Hello. Hello."

"Whenever I browse an NSFW Subreddit . . . . . . I always sort it by Hot."

"It's cute that the NRA thinks guns could defend you from a government that has a high fructose corn syrup nozzle up every citizens' asshole."

"Mexico Olympic Team Joke Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic swimming team? Their best swimmers are all in American waters."

"A man with a wooden leg marries a woman with a wooden eye on their honeymoon she asks him if he wants to fool around. He replies, would I! she spits out peg leg"

"Human Cannonball Following the tragic death of the human cannonball at the local fair, a spokesman said, ""We'll struggle to get another man of his calibre""."

"I bring our baby to the bar so I can throw her at people and slurp down their c**ktails while they're trying to catch her."

"The free sample lady just asked if I'd like to try some slow roasted pork loin and then did a hip thrust at me."