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Joke of the Day

"What has four legs and goes 'Boo'? A cow with a cold."

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"I heard Missouri is having some great Black Friday sales this year... 100% off everything."
"A hoe is like the first slice of bread in a loaf. Everybody touches it but nobody wants it."
"Need a cure joke... Anyone? I need a joke that involves the band The Cure ... Anyone know any (or can make one up)?"
"Teacher , How can we keep the school clean Teacher: ""How can we keep the school clean?"" Student: ""By staying home"""
"Only in America would they name a state after a bucket of fried chicken."
"trump: ban muslims jeb bush: i disagree. just like dad would. who used to be president ben carson: how did spongebob make fire underwater"
"Why do straight white girls always hang out in odd numbers? Because they literally can't even Like. Omg."
"Whats Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill? Walking... JK Rolling"
"Scott Walker is dropping out of the Presidential race. In a nationwide poll of likely voters nearly 98% responded to the news with, ""Who?"""