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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a seaside shanty for kids without parents? A wharfanage"
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"When in Rome... Crucify Jesus"
"I thought I saw an octopus but it was just 8 eels kissing a butternut squash."
"I have a friend whose fetish is cashews. He's fucking nuts."
"Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE"
"What bounces and makes kids cry? My child support checks."
"What did your mom's leg say to her other leg? Nothing; they've never met."
"I just came in from ________ and boy are my ________ tired. Taco Bell, Bowels"
"Pao sucks. Don't mind me, I'm just jumping on the hate wagon."
"Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US? Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776."