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Joke of the Day

"What did the ghost say to the bee? Boo bee!"

"H: I don't understand what goes on in your head. Me: If you prefer, I can quit twitter and just tell you all of this. H: No, we're good."

"If only Africa had more mosquito nets... then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS."

"What is Santa's favorite type of cookie? Ask your dad."

"What does a bully say to someone with severe depression? Stop hating yourself, stop hating yourself!"

"One of my co-workers just called the elevator a ""vator"". Anyways, long story short, this is my one phone call..."

"The 30-second elevator ride without cell service or Wi-Fi is by far the most terrifying part of my day."

"Wanna feel old? 1990 was 40 years ago."

"What do you call a drink with problems? Dilemmanade"

"Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security? It was armed."