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Joke of the Day
"What is Santa's favorite type of cookie? Ask your dad."
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"What do Jedi use to view PDF files? Adobe-Wan Kenobi"
"god: welcome to heaven, bob. today we reunite you with your soulmate bob: karen! god: karen? your soulmate is a japanese farmer named oshi"
"Why do white girls always travel in odd number packs? They can't even"
"How do you convert Spanish programming into English? Yes++"
"Three New Yorkers are sitting at a bar... I only know this because they won't shut the fuck up about being from New York."
"how do you cease chritianiny from existing stop having children"
"So with the popularity of the recent centaur joke, I was going to make a joke about a half-man, half-goat. I decided against it... it wasn't very fauny anyway."
"What's your favorite city in China? Taiwan"
"If the majority of twitter's trending topics are any indication of the state of humanity thus far, we clearly need an asteroid intervention."