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Joke of the Day
"Rhonda is my type of woman... She finishes before I do!"
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"What did the blondes left leg say to her right? Nothing... They've never met"
"Two flies are on a piece of shit... One fly rips a fart & the other says ""HEY... I'M EATING HERE"""
"""I need you to tie my poop together."" ""What? You've gotta be kidding me!"" ""No, I shit, you knot."""
"How do scientists celebrate Pirate Day? They get their Aaargh-On!"
"Did you hear of the pig who began hiding garbage In November? She wanted to do her Christmas slopping early."
"Who always wins the insect election? The lesser of two weevils."
"What's the spaciest kind of camel? Andromedary"
"Q: Why are cowgirls bowlegged? A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on."
"I realized taking dogs for walks is basically their way of checking social media. One lap of smells is a newsfeed scroll. Peeing is posting."