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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why are cowgirls bowlegged? A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on."
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"What do you call a girl from Alabama who's faster than her brothers? A virgin"
"What's the internal temperature of a Ton-Ton? Lukewarm."
"An elephant [NSFW] What does an elephant use for a vibrator? An epileptic."
"If my girlfriend has six oranges in one hand and seven apples in the other, what has she got? No chance of blocking an uppercut."
"HR has a problem with me giving the vending machine guy a lap dance. In my defense, he was packing Dark Chocolate Twix."
"What is the 2nd worst reason to become a historian? A. To find evidence of time travel. What is the worst reason to become a historian? To find evidence of your own time travel adventures"
"What tastes good? Popcorn."
"Muhabbetin hasn Geekyapar! Can Sungur buralarn tek adimini mi?"
"Who is your's Your Father's- Mother's- daunghter-in-law's husband is your?"