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Joke of the Day

"For those of you who try to build a pool by digging a pit in the ground, what liquid should you add instead of chlorine? Holey water."

"I don't like blind jokes... I just don't see the humor in them"

"Why can't T-Rex's high five? Because they're all dead."

"What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles..."

"Bill Cosby has finally agreed to an interview to discuss the accusations of rape. He invited Katie Couric up to his hotel room for a quick drink and a chat."

"What did the man do when he got a big gas bill? He exploded."

"Q: What do a clitoris an anniversary and a toilet have in common? A: Men usually miss all three."

"I was thinking about becoming a Muslim, I met a guy online that told me I could get a free vest if I signed up."

"What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game? Sorry it was a freak hic!"

"Things to get done: Make coffee, Drive a train high on cocaine, Rent a lion to eat my neighbor's dog, clean up mess from that lion thing."