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Joke of the Day
"What did the man do when he got a big gas bill? He exploded."
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"What's the difference between Bluetooth and The Titanic? The Titanic sinks."
"""FUCK. It's only lettuce."" - What my dog thinks when I drop lettuce on the floor"
"pay no attention to the pizza being delivered to the bush outside your bedroom window.."
"The President of Nintendo Died... The ambulance went WII U, WII U, WII U"
"Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature? Because the spray paint can wasn't invented until 1949."
"How does an optometrist make love? Better like this ... or better like this?"
"My 2 year old loves Hello Kitty. My 6 month old, on the other hand, is really into Hello Titty."
"I just shook my keyboard upside down. Breakfast is served."
"How does a virgin pop her cherry? by using a bottle opener"