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Joke of the Day

"Bill Cosby has finally agreed to an interview to discuss the accusations of rape. He invited Katie Couric up to his hotel room for a quick drink and a chat."

"How do you catch a red elephant? With a red elephant trap."

"For animals with an ""amazing sense of smell"" dogs sure do sniff piles of turds for a long time before realizing ""Whoops, these are turds"""

"What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common? Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base."

"no, no-- i'm pro-life only until the baby is born. after that the baby must exist in a hellworld of preventable disease and gun violence"

"Surround yourself with people that can't handle their alcohol, so you can drink theirs after they pass out."

"How can you tell if a potato is baked? It's [eyes](http://i.imgur.com/KwCyY.jpg) are all red and glossy."

"A baby seal walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""What will you have?"" The seals says, ""Anything but a Canadian Club."""

"What is a geometry teachers favorite movie? Angles in the Outfield"

"I used to play checkers with my dad but he would always beat me. Probably because I would always win at checkers."