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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a flying dinosaur who always gives you a chance? A Fairodactyl"
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"women's rights"
"[date] ""don't let her know ur from twitter"" Her: whats wrong? Me: This fork only has 3 prongs Her: So? Me: it should be called a threek"
"A photon checks into a hotel.. The bellhop says: ""Can I get your bags?"" The photon says: ""that's ok, I'm traveling light"" - I heard Neil DeGrasse Tyson tell this joke with pure giddiness"
"What do you call a big fish that makes you an offer you can't refuse? The Codfather."
"What type of blood does a keyboard have? Typo"
"Waiter: how do you want your burger? Me: *points to girl at another table not taking a picture of her dinner* that rare"
"What's worse than finding hair in your food? Finding out the chef is bald."
"Salesman: first time buying a motorcycle? Me: that obvious? Salesman: nobody asks ""how loud is the vroom?"" they ask ""what's the vroomage?"""
"When I got my new job, my boss said I could name my salary But he said ""paltry"" and "" inadequate"" were already taken."