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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a big fish that makes you an offer you can't refuse? The Codfather."
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"Gandhi once got into a food fight... It was naan violence."
"According to math, I'm broke"
"If you're bored, wear a cape. Then you can be Super Bored"
"This one time in high school I was called to the front of the class while I had hardest boner I ever had. It was the only time I thanked God for giving me a micro penis."
"What words does Donald Trump find irresistibly sexy? ""You sick fuck, I'm calling the cops."""
"Why does a giraffe have a long neck? Cause its feet smell."
"Imagine my surprise at the school Thanksgiving ""costume"" party, when I showed up as Poison Ivy and everyone else was dressed as pilgrims."
"I may be weird, but everyone needs a buddy who will show up at 2 a.m. and help get the dead zebra out of the septic tank without judging you"
"""Please don't put a million dumb photos of me on your Facebook... it just annoys your friends"" Every baby"