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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a big fish that makes you an offer you can't refuse? The Codfather."
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"McDonalds will always have a place in my heart."
"A feminist's view point. Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Feminist: The glass is being raped."
"Whenever Becky says anything in the breakroom, I just say, ""well, that got racist pretty fast"" and walk out. I hate you so much, Becky."
"Me: Off to adult school recess! Boss: it's called lunch.. Me: *runs by dribbling basketball with two hands"
"How do you make a cat woof? soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!"
"What do you do with a green monster? Put it in the sun until it ripens!"
"One man went to Reddit assuming it as a hotel One man went to reddit assuming it as a hotel and asked: what to eat ? Admin Replayed: Subreddit and guidelines Man: Give me one plate each HA Ha Ha"
"Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear ? Because he liked sole music !"
"My cat's name is Isis, so you can imagine my horror when I turned on the news and saw ""Isis believed to be allied with Al-Qaeda"""