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Joke of the Day
"Toucan: Albanians kidnap Liam Neesons bird"
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"Q: Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11? A: Elephants never forget."
"What did Will Smith say to Carleton when he asked if he was ready to leave their yoga class? Nah I'ma stay."
"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing her seat belt."
"What does a blonde have if her brain is the size of a pea. Encephalitis, and possibly a medical miracle."
"No, your baby was definitely crying before I dropped it, that's why I dropped it."
"An Anus gets into a fight with two guys at a bar he rectum"
"Where is the best place to buy computer software? Washington C.D"
"Honest slogan Benadryl- ""Because you can't have the sniffles while in a sleep coma"""
"Honestly some folk will take offense at anything. I met a bloke with no legs this morning at the Bus Stop. All I asked was ""How you getting on?"""