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Joke of the Day

"Honestly some folk will take offense at anything. I met a bloke with no legs this morning at the Bus Stop. All I asked was ""How you getting on?"""

"The most overdone joke ever. [Deleted]"

"It's Shark Week again already? It seems like only yesterday I put the decorations away from last year."

"What did Edward Snowden say when he bumped into Barack Obama? Pardon me"

"I put the 'c**k' in 'puts c**k in anything'."

"As I approach 50, my wife suggested I get myself one of those high performance penis enlargers... So I have. She's 25 and her name is Candy."

"Out for the Count by Esau Stars"

"what's the difference between Rosie O'Donnell and a stab wound? one is a fat and nasty unbearable gash,..... and the other is a fucking stab wound."

"I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards you'll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is that if you play it forward it installs NT 4.0!"

"Punctuation is really important: it's the difference between helping your uncle jack off a horse, and helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse."