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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11? A: Elephants never forget."

"A hippie is walking along A Hippy is walking along wearing one shoe. Another hippy sees him and calls out, 'Hey man, you lose a shoe?' ""Nope, found one"""

"What part of the hospital does John Cena hate the most? the ICU"

"What's a pirate's most favorite letter? [A letter of marque](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letter_of_marque)."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape North Korea's long range missiles"

"My first time having sex... ...was fucking shit."

"So a baby seal runs into a club... ..."

"I'm always just a bit disappointed when a liars pants don't actually catch on fire."

"Why did a anowman send his father to Siberia? Because he wanted frozen pop !"

"What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall ? Ulta Magnus!"