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Joke of the Day

"What did Will Smith say to Carleton when he asked if he was ready to leave their yoga class? Nah I'ma stay."

"Why don't cops get along with black people? They should at least take a shot at it"

"Chuck Norris once urinated in the gas tank of a semi-truck as a joke... That semi-truck is now known as Optimus Prime."

"Guys guide to AC levels in car with spouse: If you're hot, she's cold If you're comfortable, she's cold If you're cold, she's not in the car"

"the opposite of a charles manson is a nicole kidman"

"What did the dog use to make his kite? Flypaper."

"Why was the African man wearing a wristwatch? He needed to hold up his pants."

"Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms."

"There are two rules for success: 1) Don't tell all you know."

"What did the computer say to the pirate? Want to date hot Russians!"