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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an unwanted sext? A molext."
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"A Baptist, a Mormon, and a Muslim walk into a bar... The Baptist says, ""What the hell are we doing here?"""
"A friend of mine once said all bars and clubs are haunted... It must be because of all the spirits"
"What's a narcissistic hooker's favorite state? Idaho."
"There should be a second 'The Ugly Duckling' written Benjamin Button-style for all the cute kids that turn out ugly."
"ME: Hi, come get me. This house is weird and someone is snoring. MOM: Honey, for the last time you're not at a sleepover. You're married."
"""Let's play 21 questions"" Nigerian Girl: how tall are you? Nigerian Guy: Rice. What's the worst thing you've done with a guy?"
"With the ides of March around the corner Remember to stab your salad 23 times"
"A Muslim started a line of sex toys ... He specializes in blow up dolls."
"I am good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet... I don't know ""Y"""