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Joke of the Day

"A friend of mine once said all bars and clubs are haunted... It must be because of all the spirits"

"Who does a dead pharaoh talk to? His mummy."

"So what going on with dead baby jokes? I think there dying off."

"I took my orchestra onto a train one day The conductor was rubbish"

"An apple a day keeps the doctors away! With that logic a bullet a day should keep the retards away!"

"People that can't support their own arguments piss me off... I don't know why."

"Whats the difference between pizza and your opinion? I only asked for pizza."

"Man who looks forward to spending his entire life with Kim Kardashian disagrees with Grammy decision."

"When life gives you melons... You're probably dyslexic"

"""I hate burritoes!"" -No Juan ever"