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Joke of the Day

"A Muslim started a line of sex toys ... He specializes in blow up dolls."

"Why did the chick disappoint his mother? Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be."

"Time waits for no man, time is obviously a woman."

"I think my coworkers are gay because every time I walk by, they mumble under their breath ""what an ass!"""

"I have the Heart of a Lion.... And a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo..."

"What is the monkey that can't peel the banana? Terrible at CC"

"I hear there's a support group for overly talkative people... It's called And On And On And On Anon"

"My iPhone has 2 million times the storage of the 1969 Apollo 11 spacecraft computer. They went to the moon. I throw birds at pig houses."

"I forgot where I threw my boomerang. Oh wait.. It's coming back to me now."

"What do we want? TO BE LESS INSECURE? When do we want it? NOW! Um, I think... Soon, I guess? Is that weird? When do people usually want it?"