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Joke of the Day

"A Muslim started a line of sex toys ... He specializes in blow up dolls."

"Wanna up the awkward while standing in line? Turn around while you wait."

"Have homeless dudes tried just running a comb through their hair?"

"I just saved a bunch of money by shopping online with other people's credit card numbers."

"The Ravens could have beat the Bengals . . . in an elevator."

"Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house? A. He uses ""windows""."

"David Cameron has said that Britain is prepared for a nuclear attack from North Korea. Dave mate, normally we aren't prepared for snow at winter."

"Why is it called Mother Nature? Because if it were called Father Nature it would be a lot more predictable."

"When I tell my wife I'm gonna have to work late she knows it's code for I was playing with super glue and I'm stuck to my desk again."

"What do gay carpenters say... I'd tap that!"