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Joke of the Day
"How did a sexy but unqualified Japanese woman get voted into public office? Erections"
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"Trump is the perfect candidate for American guys who secretly believe they could come out of the stands and score a touchdown"
"[In the beginning, God created the heavens and earth...] EARTH: yo GOD: what? EARTH: send nudes GOD: *creates Adam & Eve* EARTH: nice"
"A Freudian slip is when you say one thing But you mean your mother.......I mean another"
"I waited a long time for my testicles to descend When one finally did I had an inaugural ball"
"What do you call a gay Irisham A Gaelic"
"Did you hear about the goth kid with dyslexia? He sold his soul to Santa."
"What do you call a fight between a mexican and a pedophile? Alien VS Predator"
"As an African-American, Iam shocked at how many black holidays we have here. We have Black Friday, Black history month, whenever a Tyler Perry movie comes out, etc"
"What do you call a one legged female pirate? ARRRRlene..."