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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay Irisham A Gaelic"
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"Neighbor: I need to run to the store. Can you watch the baby? Me (thinks of Daredevil cued up on Netflix): I am a registered sex offender"
"Which one is the odd one out; monopoly, rape, incest? Rape. It's not a family game."
"I'm starting a new diet. It's called 2 Dollars a day until the end of the month."
"Charles Dickins walks into a bar and orders a Martini. The bartender says, Olive or Twist?"
"Reddit thread: What's The Coolest Thing On the Internet I Can Buy for Under $100? http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/wyozq/what_is_the_coolest_thing_i_can_buy_on_the/c5hp9rg"
"What type of pants does Mario wear? denimdenimdenim...denimdenimdenim..."
"""Holy shit, amazing!!!"" -Asian guy using fork for the first time"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock Knock *Who's there?* The chicken!"
"Divorced barbie Q: What comes with the new Divorced Barbie doll? A: All Ken's stuff"