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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a gay Irisham A Gaelic"

"Guy walks into his house with a duck under his arm. His wife's standing there. He says ""This is the pig I've been fucking""."

"I normally don't drink, but last time I did I woke up next to my grandmother I still don't know how I got 6 feet under ground."

"Don't assume my personal politics because of a tweet. Trust me, I believe ALL politicians are equally full of shit."

"What's a terrorist's favorite type of game? An RPG"

"What was the other reindeer's name? Olive. EDIT: Please don't explain and let those suffer who don't understand"

"The term ""Expecting a baby"" implies uncertainty. Like we're almost sure it's a baby, but could also be a bushel of potatoes, who knows"

"A small bird flew right onto the side of my butt while I was running today I was wrong, there are chicks out there that find me to be their type."

"When parents say to kids ""go to ur room & think about what you've done"" it's really good practice for what you'll do every night as an adult"

"Native Americans are the most successful strippers. Cause when they dance, they make it rain!"