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Joke of the Day

"What's the best thing about fucking twenty one year olds? There are twenty of them."

"Loooooser I am A Looser. Really You are?"

"They put babies on packages of toilet paper because that's what we used to wipe with before scientists discovered they grow up into people"

"What changed to make The Fantastic Four the Fantastic Three? Nothing."

"There are 3 types of people in this world... Those who can count, and those who can't."

"Bad grammar is my biggest pet peeve Their is nothing else than pisses me off more then seeing people use it."

"What's the difference a teckel and the United Nations? There's none. They both have big hearts but a short reach."

"My grandma has been lying to me for years. A watched pot really does boil. Moral of the story, trust no one."

"Why doesn't Ganondorf like going on the internet? There are too many Links."

"UK and USA are in a contest to destroy themselves. The UK edged ahead with Brexit, but the US just played their trump card."