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Joke of the Day

"UK and USA are in a contest to destroy themselves. The UK edged ahead with Brexit, but the US just played their trump card."

"My girlfriend called me a pedophile... Such a big word for a six year old."

"My wife wanted me to go shopping, but I had a headache... I must have caught it from her last night when we didn't have sex."

"White women will buy anything that has a cucumber/melon scent."

"How do you get a witch pregnant? You fuck her"

"Can you imagine if none of the midwives showed up for a birth? That would be a midwife crisis"

"Gay deer A gay deer walks out of a bar and says ""I can't believe I blew 50 bucks"""

"I forgot my baby was in the backseat of my car and I accidentally threw my case of beer on him He was ok though. It was light beer."

"Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game? There was a face off in the corner."

"Which is better: blind or deaf? Deaf. Because the blind community can't see each other often."