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Joke of the Day

"Bad grammar is my biggest pet peeve Their is nothing else than pisses me off more then seeing people use it."

"Lying through your teeth doesn't count as flossing"

"If you are over 40, it's no longer called masturbation. It's called a system check."

"You can get out of jury duty on the first day by blatantly winking at the defendant as you give them a double thumbs up."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? It was going to... Al's Toybarn!"

"I got in a car accident with a guy with a premature ejaculation problem I swear he came out of no where"

"Before cell phones and texting, I used to get pulled over a lot for playing solitaire with a physical deck of cards while I was driving"

"Women who live in glass houses shouldn't complain about the glass ceiling"

"Anal with my girlfriend made my day. But it made her hole weak."

"If you wake up tomorrow with Santa jacking off at your bedside, do not be alarmed. He is giving you a white Christmas"