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Joke of the Day

"Loooooser I am A Looser. Really You are?"

"How do you know when you should stop eating? When you start wearing the same bra size as your wife."

"I burned my hand on the stove. On the bright side, now I have a black girlfriend."

"I invited a friend to go hunt some gods with me... But he just can't deicide."

"Police Officer Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me."""

"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection? A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum"

"I'm not sure if putting Christmas lights up would offend my Jewish neighbours. So just to be sure, i'll hang a massive swastika in my window too."

"What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino? 'ell if I know."

"What does a Jamacian call everything he owns? Meetings."

"[Safari hunt] (Ok don't tell them I'm an elephant) *Adjusts hat and shades* ""Elephant?. Yes that way."" *Points with trunk*"