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Joke of the Day

"They put babies on packages of toilet paper because that's what we used to wipe with before scientists discovered they grow up into people"

"What is the world's most religious fish? The manta pray, at least until the morpray eel hears about this."

"A horse walks into a bar Several people got up and left at the potential danger in the situation."

"The average American male has a 5"" penis, but the average American male says he has 7"". Brendan would say that is the same thing... perfect."

"what did the indian chief say when his dog jumped off the cliff? dog gone"

"The reason why the current season of GoT is not so good as the last one ... because my wife said so."

"What's the difference between light and hard? You can't sleep with a light on"

"I'd probably be broke by now if there was a website where you could pay to flirt with lobsters"

"The grass looks greener on the other side because it's fertilized with bullshit."

"What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza? The pizza can feed a family."