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Joke of the Day
"What did the spoon say when he caught his knife cheating on him? Get the fork outta here!"
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"What is Hitler's favorite thing to eat? Not seafood."
"Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he's dead."
"For most people when you lose your ""khakis"" you've lost your pants. When you're from Boston & lose your ""khakis"" you can't start your car."
"My ex called me a peadophile... Pretty big word for a 6 year old. Edit for all the nazis: paedophile... Common typo and not the worst in the world imo"
"Making jokes on Twitter is a lot like making jokes in real life. Except without the frightened faces of strangers on buses"
"Why Chinese vet never hungry? Dog have rice."
"In a perfect world a ""Party Pooper"" would be someone who could shoot confetti out of their butt."
"How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, feminist can't change anything."
"Happy Independence Day! oh wait..."