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Joke of the Day

"Where is the best place to screw a Mt. Goat? The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!"

"How does a gay forester calls his diary where he keeps account of all his affairs? A heath ledger"

"How do you get a fat chick in bed? A piece of cake."

"Wife: Let's get my mom a special gift; one that will make her lose her mind! Me: How about a guillotine? Wife: Me: I'll be on the couch."

"Porn Ears? Q: What's the most sensitive part of your body when you're masturbating? A: Your ears."

"Why aren't there any Jewish gangsters? Because they don't ""come from the hood"""

"What is the suicide emergency hotline number in Brazil? 127 Edit: [for clarification](http://www.fifa.com/worldcup/matches/round=255955/match=300186474/)"

"Two breakdancers walk into a bar They get served."

"The reality is that a lot of girls out there just aren't prepared for a nice, decent guy."

"What's white at the top and black at the bottom? Society"