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Joke of the Day
"I worked as a programmer for autocorrect but the fried me for no raisin #PunYourJob"
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"Take me down to Vatican City where the church loves greed and the Pope's all quitty! - Nuns N' Moses (I'm so sorry)"
"Did you hear about that kid who claimed that his age was 2015? He was infact a *year* old."
"A vegan girl told me that, ""If you eat beef, you're basically a velociraptor."" In what world is that not totally awesome."
"Too black for casuals So we were having sex and my girlfriend asked if she could roleplay as a 14 year old teenager and i said : -what the fuck , u will be 14 in 2 years anyway"
"why don't Italians like Jehovah's witnesses? Italians don't like ANY witnesses."
"Picture us, making love. Wrong. More cheese."
"It would be really nice if everything was coffee."
"Imagine a buffet for the Gods... there's food for Thor."
"What do we want? FLEXIBLE WORK SCHEDULES THAT ACCOMMODATE FAMILY LIFE! When do we want it? [Unintelligible yelling of different dates]"